63 Ideas I Had Whereas Watching ‘And Simply Like That…’ Season 3, Episode 4

I’m going to warn you guys prematurely that this explicit installment of And Simply Like That… is, nicely, not precisely a thrill trip. I imply, it’s arduous to high the enjoyable of episodes previous, to not point out the unique Intercourse and the Metropolis canon (I simply rewatched the episodes the place the women go to LA, and man, I miss Samantha), however do issues actually need to be this dry and Aidan-centric?

Nonetheless we beat on, boats in opposition to the present, borne again ceaselessly into Michael Patrick King’s mental property. Under, discover (actually) each thought I had in regards to the fourth episode of And Simply Like That…’s third season:

1. I very a lot thought they had been utilizing Lorde’s “What Was That” to open this episode, and realizing they weren’t was a crushing blow.
2. I by no means, ever need to get up to the sound of a rooster crowing and a person calling his son “Buddy.”
3. Poor Carrie!
4. She appears blissful, although.
5. And fairly glowing. Drop the skincare routine!
6. Woman, spike heels? For a household farm outing in Virginia?
7. Very like Carrie thee Bradshaw, I can’t presently discover my deodorant.
8. I hate the truth that one among Aidan’s sons is called Homer.
9. Aw, it’s Miranda and Shoe having a sleepover!
10. Hey, no matter occurred to Miranda’s cat Fatty?
11. Ozempic, I worry.
12. Lisa’s bob continues to bob.
13. God, I don’t care about this Lisa-needs-a-new-editor subplot.
14. I miss residing close to a Gristedes.
15. Lastly, Lily’s candy little ballet boyfriend is invited to household dinner!
16. Jesus, Carrie has to remain in Virginia an entire week?
17. I hate to say this, however Wyatt has possible-incel-school-shooter-from-The Pitt vibes.
18. ATV-ing to a classic retailer seems like my type of trip, truly.
19. On second thought, I really feel like this classic retailer has racist collectible figurines in it 🙁
20. Ooh, Miranda/Pleasure intrigue!
21. Jesus, Carrie can’t even sleep in Aidan’s mattress?
22. I’m rising to hate this man and his bizarre, pseudo-kid-influenced decision-making extra with every passing day.
23. Lisa’s aversion to letting her husband sleep peacefully, although, I like and deeply relate to.
24. Ooh, sleep divorce discourse!
25. Let go and let God, Lisa!
26. Carrie serving Batsheva realness; I find it irresistible.
27. Sorry, so Carrie and Aidan may be gross and romantic in entrance of Wyatt however they will’t share a mattress?
28. Miranda is down so hilariously dangerous for Pleasure.
29. Carrie stated “And similar to that!” All people drink!
30. Carrie, cease debasing your self to entertain this dick teen. He doesn’t have to play VR video games! He wants to take a seat round and sulk within the sunshine!
31. LOL, Miranda is Memeranda.
32. This VR recreation is giving me hives.
33. Ooh, brisket! Made by Charlotte!
34. “And my sister stated you’d by no means be an actual Jew.” Harry’s dad’s received jokes!
35. “She needs, you might have. Be good.” As clear a distillation of what ought to be Jewish values as I’ve ever heard.
36. Aw, Harry’s dad’s love of cream soda is making me miss my 70-year-old Jewish dad.
37. Ooh, are Morris (Harry’s dad) and this banana-seeking (heh) neighbor going to hook up?
38. Barbecue sauce? On brisket? Shandeh!
39. Not Lily’s ballet boyfriend being bi and poly!
40. Oh my God, Morris is accurately utilizing Rock’s new identify! I assumed this was going to be a deadnaming/misgendering/big-fight-over-brisket scenario, in order that’s on me.
41. Do zoomers actually not know Jerry Maguire?
42. Aw, Aidan’s oldest son, Tate, is dwelling!
43. Twenty-one, and carrying beer to show it. What a lad.
44. I bear in mind Carrie assembly this man when he was a child in a Snugli on his dad’s chest. Time flies!
45. There’s my spouse/Aidan’s ex-wife, Kathy!
46. And she or he’s received a boyfriend in tow!
47. This man’s mustache and pink shirt are screaming “Virginia asshole.”
48. I like that Miranda’s concern relating to her inappropriate meme isn’t about her nascent TV profession or the unfolding disaster in Central Africa, however her potential hookup with Pleasure.
49. Hmm, Aidan doesn’t need Wyatt to take the Adderall Kathy requested Carrie to convey from New York?
50. Wow, the previous “Minimize proper earlier than the precise singing of ‘Pleased Birthday’ so that you don’t need to pay for it as a result of it’s not within the public area” transfer. Basic!
51. Obsessive about one among Pleasure’s friends primarily being an Emily Mortimer doppelganger.
52. Wow, didn’t actually need to know that Harry is having erection points, or that Morris’s iPad is clogged with Pornhub hyperlinks.
53. Morris confirmed dawg!
54. A homophobic border guard in Kabul? Probably place for him to be!
55. Sorry, however how come Aidan has to cover Carrie whereas Kathy can boyfriend it up all over?
56. Talking of bobs which can be bobbing…go off, Kathy!
57. Oh, no! Wyatt broke a window! With a rake!
58. Rattling, Pleasure actually doesn’t appear to be all that into Miranda. Hope the tide adjustments quickly!
59. Ooh, spoke too quickly!
60. The tide’s a-changin’, child, and these ladies are kissing.
61. Not Carrie watching Miranda lez out on the Nest cam!
62. My boyfriend, watching SJP onscreen: “She’s so little.”
63. Bummer episode!